This post requires a back story. In the many years that I've known Jimmy I've seen him eat very few things. In fact the only five I can think of are chicken tenders, a burger, a cheesesteak, pizza, and a burrito with only meat and rice. So this weekend Jimmy went with myself and a couple other people to Morton's Steak House for Restaurant Week. The Restaurant Week menu included a salad, choice of an 8 oz filet, chicken Christopher (whatever that is), or grilled salmon. After the waiter explains all of the specials and lets us look at the menu he comes to take our order. We all ordered the filet - then the waiter got to Jimmy. Jimmy asked the waiter "Do you guys have chicken tenders?" The waiter looked at him with the most confused face I've seen in years and said "chicken... what?" Jimmy then went on to SETTLE for the filet by saying "Oh well I guess steak is fine." He also got his filet butterflied and cooked medium-well and didn't finish it. He also claims his mother and Outback Steak House make better steak. Here were the post-meal texts.
Date: 8/21/2010Number of Texts: 5Jimmy: That food wasnt bad but i aint think it was all that either, u owe me a hispanic chick that acts like a black chick for taking me there my body feels like the after affects of the holocaust and i dont even know what that felt like it feels like i got hit with an arrow, it feels like ive been poisoned by my wife like how them women on the lifetime channel do.
6 minutes passed between textsJimmy: Not that i watch that or anything jus i flipped through the channel one day and a woman poisoned some guy i think i was her husband i wasnt sure and i was jus thinkn to myself bitches is crazy and they aint shit
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