Date: 10/7/2010
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Lakers really need to pick up iverson now nobody is taln bout them and they jus came off winning two championships, time for them to sign iverson as their sixth man and stop playn into david sterns fake bullshit theories hes a jew hes irelavent in this world david stern wont fine kobe or phil jackson if they say they want iverson on the team or even if they dont and they sign him anyway he wont fine either of them i know that for a fact so y aint they hittin him up on his celly?
Friday, October 8, 2010
NoVa Royalty pt. 2
Date: 10/5/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: I gotta get the fuck outta here and your gonna help me this aint my ideal job what i wanna do for the rest of my life, i need to leave this shit hole state and go somewhere warm where im treated like a king.. ima hit u up later answer your phone. Later man
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: I gotta get the fuck outta here and your gonna help me this aint my ideal job what i wanna do for the rest of my life, i need to leave this shit hole state and go somewhere warm where im treated like a king.. ima hit u up later answer your phone. Later man
NoVA Royalty
Date: 10/2/2010
Number of texts: Sent as MMS
Jimmy: Yo that chick i was tellin u about i found out has a man already.. am i the only muthafucka in the world that has to hear this every time from a bitch? She was talkn all this shit to me bout how her thirty eight year old friend who is suposidly hotter than her is lookin for a man i told her i was interested in talkn to her friend over the phone she even sahd she would have her friend call me, so far no call.. what should i do? Should i jus say fuck va bitches and go away for the winter to costa rica or should i stay in va to see if her friend gives me a buzz.. im jus tired of this va bullshit homie ya smell me? Im straight outta delray and richmond highway i expect to get treated like royalty and i aint getn that in this country, need a change of scenery thats all.
Bonus Text: I'm on my inner city shit homie (10/3/2010)
Number of texts: Sent as MMS
Jimmy: Yo that chick i was tellin u about i found out has a man already.. am i the only muthafucka in the world that has to hear this every time from a bitch? She was talkn all this shit to me bout how her thirty eight year old friend who is suposidly hotter than her is lookin for a man i told her i was interested in talkn to her friend over the phone she even sahd she would have her friend call me, so far no call.. what should i do? Should i jus say fuck va bitches and go away for the winter to costa rica or should i stay in va to see if her friend gives me a buzz.. im jus tired of this va bullshit homie ya smell me? Im straight outta delray and richmond highway i expect to get treated like royalty and i aint getn that in this country, need a change of scenery thats all.
Bonus Text: I'm on my inner city shit homie (10/3/2010)
G-Checks
Date: 10/1/2010
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo how can i tell if i have diabetes?
Ive been thinkin ive been hearin alota basketball players claim that they from the inner city i say u and me make a website and expose the ones that are lying we can do like how they do on the news where they talk to people in diffrent states except we will b going into the hood sections of every state and ask the muthafuckas there whats really good with guys like paul pierce when he threw up that gang sign.. we should do sum shit like that would u b down?
Me: Well as far as diabetes you gotta go to a doctor to find out. And the website... no thanks
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo how can i tell if i have diabetes?
Ive been thinkin ive been hearin alota basketball players claim that they from the inner city i say u and me make a website and expose the ones that are lying we can do like how they do on the news where they talk to people in diffrent states except we will b going into the hood sections of every state and ask the muthafuckas there whats really good with guys like paul pierce when he threw up that gang sign.. we should do sum shit like that would u b down?
Me: Well as far as diabetes you gotta go to a doctor to find out. And the website... no thanks
John Dillinger, Jr.
Date: 9/30/2010
Number of texts: 3
Jimmy: (3:07 PM)Not gonna do shit with my life u down to help me hold up a bank and roll out to an island sumwhere?
(3:14 PM) Thats my plan
(7:15 PM) So you down?
Me: (7:15 PM) Hahaha no nigga this ain't the fifties
Number of texts: 3
Jimmy: (3:07 PM)Not gonna do shit with my life u down to help me hold up a bank and roll out to an island sumwhere?
(3:14 PM) Thats my plan
(7:15 PM) So you down?
Me: (7:15 PM) Hahaha no nigga this ain't the fifties
Female Order Brides
Date: 9/28/2010
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo gota ask u sumthn, u think hangin out with a chick only three times then askn her out is too soon?
Me: No. Just do it.
Jimmy: Now just gota wait on my text when i was gonna call her my phone was about to die, hope i bag this chick shes real down to earth and funny if not im getn one of them female order brides son to come to the united states u should get one too. Save up sum bread for sum fly by nite goons jus in case she refuses to go back to her country.
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo gota ask u sumthn, u think hangin out with a chick only three times then askn her out is too soon?
Me: No. Just do it.
Jimmy: Now just gota wait on my text when i was gonna call her my phone was about to die, hope i bag this chick shes real down to earth and funny if not im getn one of them female order brides son to come to the united states u should get one too. Save up sum bread for sum fly by nite goons jus in case she refuses to go back to her country.
Iverson's Pendant > Marquis Daniel's Pendant
Date: 9/28/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Did u know your boy marquis daniels has his own pendant?
Me: Yeah that shit's terrible
Jimmy: Iverson gonna make one his gonna look tighter
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Did u know your boy marquis daniels has his own pendant?
Me: Yeah that shit's terrible
Jimmy: Iverson gonna make one his gonna look tighter
Buzz Killington
Date: 9/20/2010
Number of texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Im sick of this place man my mom and dad make everything sound like a buzz killington funeral my dad flipped out on me cause i lost my wallet i was already pissed about it as it was i went to a pool hall on saturday in woodbridge for my cousin birthday party and i got pick pocketed.. my mom is sayin all this shit about how ima get diabetes and shit whenever she sees me drink coke she mite as well be sayin to me that im gonna pass out wake up then die then wake up again and pass out and die a second time.. they need to move back to delray and give me this house and the guy that comes by to put clorine in the pool we already got grass cutters that come bye this house, id b havin pool parties and strip poles set up in the pool for the ladies that is the works homie.. arent they both fuckin high for reacting like that though u agree with me their both high right?
Number of texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Im sick of this place man my mom and dad make everything sound like a buzz killington funeral my dad flipped out on me cause i lost my wallet i was already pissed about it as it was i went to a pool hall on saturday in woodbridge for my cousin birthday party and i got pick pocketed.. my mom is sayin all this shit about how ima get diabetes and shit whenever she sees me drink coke she mite as well be sayin to me that im gonna pass out wake up then die then wake up again and pass out and die a second time.. they need to move back to delray and give me this house and the guy that comes by to put clorine in the pool we already got grass cutters that come bye this house, id b havin pool parties and strip poles set up in the pool for the ladies that is the works homie.. arent they both fuckin high for reacting like that though u agree with me their both high right?
Hood Shit
Date: 9/15/2010
Number of texts: 1
Jimmy: Gota talk to u bout sum hood shit nex time i see u remind me.. im on sum shit now that i wasnt even tryna b on.
Number of texts: 1
Jimmy: Gota talk to u bout sum hood shit nex time i see u remind me.. im on sum shit now that i wasnt even tryna b on.
Hood Pendants
Date: 9/14/2010
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo u got any connects with anybody that work with hood pendants? im tryn to learn how to make my own pendants and sell them not like how u see the people at the mall doin it id have my own breifcase with my bling and pendants in it.. if its a class that teaches u how to make em id like to take that class was just wonderin if u got any connects homie. Holla
I see gucci mane wit his bart simpson pendant and id like to do sum shit like that
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo u got any connects with anybody that work with hood pendants? im tryn to learn how to make my own pendants and sell them not like how u see the people at the mall doin it id have my own breifcase with my bling and pendants in it.. if its a class that teaches u how to make em id like to take that class was just wonderin if u got any connects homie. Holla
I see gucci mane wit his bart simpson pendant and id like to do sum shit like that
Grillz
Date: 9/6/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Yo me and u need to get sum grillz homie
Me: I know you didn't say we need to get grillz... c'mon son
Jimmy: We would get tight hoes
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Yo me and u need to get sum grillz homie
Me: I know you didn't say we need to get grillz... c'mon son
Jimmy: We would get tight hoes
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Body Hair Removal
Date: 8/26/2010
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: I think ima get body hair removal im tryn to do like ten visits ima start off with five, basketball players do it celebrities i bet even most rappers get it, ima even go out on a limb and say gym teachers get it cause i know if i say celebrities rappers and athletes u gonna say cause they got the money to or cause they famous, i know u chris i know u.. what because im a normal guy i cant get it too their allowed to feel comfortable about theyself but i cant.
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: I think ima get body hair removal im tryn to do like ten visits ima start off with five, basketball players do it celebrities i bet even most rappers get it, ima even go out on a limb and say gym teachers get it cause i know if i say celebrities rappers and athletes u gonna say cause they got the money to or cause they famous, i know u chris i know u.. what because im a normal guy i cant get it too their allowed to feel comfortable about theyself but i cant.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Bitches is Snitches and David Stern Wants to Act Like a Jew
Date: 8/22/2010
Number of Texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Whats crackin son?.. jus read on nba.com that miami mite still b interested in iverson they was sayin if he went he would b put at the fourth option over arroyo and chalmers to me a player taking a lesser role doesnt mean being a sixth man thats just me though i dont think that, it mean taking less money less shots less playing time thats all two of those things he jus did last year he scored less and he played for less than the vet minimum.. yeah iverson would only take thirteen or fourteen shots instead of as many as he took five years ago hed b mainlya passer slasher and play the passing lanes but im cool with that thats his style anyway other than the amount of shots he would b taking thats iversons style of play jus because he dont average fifteen assist for his career like bum nash that dont mean he cant put up those type of numbers he put up sixteen assist against vince carter back when he played for toronto in that game seven of the ecf.. its a known fact that iverson plays better when hes on a team with allstars other than the olympics which wasnt iversons fault why they lost his assist actually went up u gota remember they didnt have kg or shaq the two best big men at that time some of the top players in the nba refused to play in a international country cause of that terrorist thing iverson said i dont give a fuck where its at im going anyway.. watch every allstar game iverson was in he was hookin mugs up assist after asist nobody thats ever been a part of the allstar game ever talked trash or hated iverson they love him n the allstar games david stern jus wants to act like a jew and he want everbody in the nba to act like one too even if it means siding with him on a issue that they dont got a problem with like allen iverson.. combo guards like iverson for the record arent suppose to b post up defenders they play strictly the passing lanes that aint what they know for, jus ask rondo.. denver nuggets never hated iverson his contract was up with them why people say iverson got cut from the team ill never understand his contract was up and detroit and memphis really did lie to him about his roles on both those teams cause ive looked at diffrent articles online and they both cheated him that aint my opinion thats jus the facts..the whole practice thing theres football players that dont like to practice some dont Tiki barber quit practice u never hear bout how he refused to practice.. guess what else i found out back n otwo when they said he drug his wife out the house naked that was false they interviewed her on philadelphiaweekly.com and she denied it bitches is snitches thats how u know she aint kying about what happened she woulda snitched that story was made up the reason his wife left him recently was cause the going got tuff and their daughter got sick and iverson wasnt bringn in no bread cause his kid is more important.. richard hamilton even came out and said michael curry was a liar too it wasnt only iverson that curry he lied to him and iverson both about their roles on the team.. when joe dumars signed iverson a reporter brought up the wantin to practice question and joe dumars and iverson both laughed about it as a matter of fact everyone in the room laughed about it shruggin that whole thing off even reporters so how could they be mad at him this whole time if they thought that whole bit was funny?.. hes got some teams lookn at him new york, charlotte, new jersey, miami and cleveland. Well see what happens allz i know is if he comes back in shape and playn for the heat as the fourth option, get ya popcorn ready. I know deep down u still an allen iverson fan chris u dont gota hide it from me, its cool man.
Number of Texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Whats crackin son?.. jus read on nba.com that miami mite still b interested in iverson they was sayin if he went he would b put at the fourth option over arroyo and chalmers to me a player taking a lesser role doesnt mean being a sixth man thats just me though i dont think that, it mean taking less money less shots less playing time thats all two of those things he jus did last year he scored less and he played for less than the vet minimum.. yeah iverson would only take thirteen or fourteen shots instead of as many as he took five years ago hed b mainlya passer slasher and play the passing lanes but im cool with that thats his style anyway other than the amount of shots he would b taking thats iversons style of play jus because he dont average fifteen assist for his career like bum nash that dont mean he cant put up those type of numbers he put up sixteen assist against vince carter back when he played for toronto in that game seven of the ecf.. its a known fact that iverson plays better when hes on a team with allstars other than the olympics which wasnt iversons fault why they lost his assist actually went up u gota remember they didnt have kg or shaq the two best big men at that time some of the top players in the nba refused to play in a international country cause of that terrorist thing iverson said i dont give a fuck where its at im going anyway.. watch every allstar game iverson was in he was hookin mugs up assist after asist nobody thats ever been a part of the allstar game ever talked trash or hated iverson they love him n the allstar games david stern jus wants to act like a jew and he want everbody in the nba to act like one too even if it means siding with him on a issue that they dont got a problem with like allen iverson.. combo guards like iverson for the record arent suppose to b post up defenders they play strictly the passing lanes that aint what they know for, jus ask rondo.. denver nuggets never hated iverson his contract was up with them why people say iverson got cut from the team ill never understand his contract was up and detroit and memphis really did lie to him about his roles on both those teams cause ive looked at diffrent articles online and they both cheated him that aint my opinion thats jus the facts..the whole practice thing theres football players that dont like to practice some dont Tiki barber quit practice u never hear bout how he refused to practice.. guess what else i found out back n otwo when they said he drug his wife out the house naked that was false they interviewed her on philadelphiaweekly.com and she denied it bitches is snitches thats how u know she aint kying about what happened she woulda snitched that story was made up the reason his wife left him recently was cause the going got tuff and their daughter got sick and iverson wasnt bringn in no bread cause his kid is more important.. richard hamilton even came out and said michael curry was a liar too it wasnt only iverson that curry he lied to him and iverson both about their roles on the team.. when joe dumars signed iverson a reporter brought up the wantin to practice question and joe dumars and iverson both laughed about it as a matter of fact everyone in the room laughed about it shruggin that whole thing off even reporters so how could they be mad at him this whole time if they thought that whole bit was funny?.. hes got some teams lookn at him new york, charlotte, new jersey, miami and cleveland. Well see what happens allz i know is if he comes back in shape and playn for the heat as the fourth option, get ya popcorn ready. I know deep down u still an allen iverson fan chris u dont gota hide it from me, its cool man.
Chicken Tenders > Filet Mignon
This post requires a back story. In the many years that I've known Jimmy I've seen him eat very few things. In fact the only five I can think of are chicken tenders, a burger, a cheesesteak, pizza, and a burrito with only meat and rice. So this weekend Jimmy went with myself and a couple other people to Morton's Steak House for Restaurant Week. The Restaurant Week menu included a salad, choice of an 8 oz filet, chicken Christopher (whatever that is), or grilled salmon. After the waiter explains all of the specials and lets us look at the menu he comes to take our order. We all ordered the filet - then the waiter got to Jimmy. Jimmy asked the waiter "Do you guys have chicken tenders?" The waiter looked at him with the most confused face I've seen in years and said "chicken... what?" Jimmy then went on to SETTLE for the filet by saying "Oh well I guess steak is fine." He also got his filet butterflied and cooked medium-well and didn't finish it. He also claims his mother and Outback Steak House make better steak. Here were the post-meal texts.
Date: 8/21/2010
Number of Texts: 5
Jimmy: That food wasnt bad but i aint think it was all that either, u owe me a hispanic chick that acts like a black chick for taking me there my body feels like the after affects of the holocaust and i dont even know what that felt like it feels like i got hit with an arrow, it feels like ive been poisoned by my wife like how them women on the lifetime channel do.
Date: 8/21/2010
Number of Texts: 5
Jimmy: That food wasnt bad but i aint think it was all that either, u owe me a hispanic chick that acts like a black chick for taking me there my body feels like the after affects of the holocaust and i dont even know what that felt like it feels like i got hit with an arrow, it feels like ive been poisoned by my wife like how them women on the lifetime channel do.
6 minutes passed between texts
Jimmy: Not that i watch that or anything jus i flipped through the channel one day and a woman poisoned some guy i think i was her husband i wasnt sure and i was jus thinkn to myself bitches is crazy and they aint shit
What Jimmy Wants
Date: 8/20/2010
Number of Texts: 3
Jimmy: Yo im tryn to get with a hispanic chick that acts black and does black people shit
Me: Hahaha wtf?
Jimmy: Thats what jimmy wants. U think theres sum out there like that?
Number of Texts: 3
Jimmy: Yo im tryn to get with a hispanic chick that acts black and does black people shit
Me: Hahaha wtf?
Jimmy: Thats what jimmy wants. U think theres sum out there like that?
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Toilets/Transplants/Orlando Magic
Date: 8/18/2010
Number of Texts: So much it was sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Yo im bout to install a toilet in my room cause this places is a prison.. my dad keeps sayn weird shit he told me today that im back to my old self now dont know what the fuck that suppose to mean, know people in delray are off the wall to sum extent but how he acts and the shit he says on a day to day basis goes way beyond that.. when they both go to their retirement home or whatever they do ima spen the omney they leave me with on a brain transplant cause i aint tryn to remember a damn thing about my life or anybody that got on my last nerve, im changing my name too im for real bout that he has these weird theories and definitions about being a man etc.. little do he know all his theories and definitions are false and horse shit.. sic of hearing this too, i can remember back when u used to... fuck that shit this aint back them nomore as much as they both would like it to b its twothousandten i dont care how old u are get with the times.. im getn a brain transplant serious talk ive already decided once i get my money thats mine thats what im doing, mite even look into getn a heart transplant too cause ima b older by that time.. yo u hear mello mite b headin to orlando with dwight howard? Hes talkin bout leavin his three year offer from the nuggets on the table and going to orlando, what would us ay if iverson joined and iverson came off the bench it wouldnt even matter to me if he did on the real would it really matter that much if that was iversons role on orlando they would b the team to beat for the nex six mayb seven years Cause you know hes col with jameer nelson he said iverson is who he idols his game after and iverson and mello are good friends, jus sayin.
Number of Texts: So much it was sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Yo im bout to install a toilet in my room cause this places is a prison.. my dad keeps sayn weird shit he told me today that im back to my old self now dont know what the fuck that suppose to mean, know people in delray are off the wall to sum extent but how he acts and the shit he says on a day to day basis goes way beyond that.. when they both go to their retirement home or whatever they do ima spen the omney they leave me with on a brain transplant cause i aint tryn to remember a damn thing about my life or anybody that got on my last nerve, im changing my name too im for real bout that he has these weird theories and definitions about being a man etc.. little do he know all his theories and definitions are false and horse shit.. sic of hearing this too, i can remember back when u used to... fuck that shit this aint back them nomore as much as they both would like it to b its twothousandten i dont care how old u are get with the times.. im getn a brain transplant serious talk ive already decided once i get my money thats mine thats what im doing, mite even look into getn a heart transplant too cause ima b older by that time.. yo u hear mello mite b headin to orlando with dwight howard? Hes talkin bout leavin his three year offer from the nuggets on the table and going to orlando, what would us ay if iverson joined and iverson came off the bench it wouldnt even matter to me if he did on the real would it really matter that much if that was iversons role on orlando they would b the team to beat for the nex six mayb seven years Cause you know hes col with jameer nelson he said iverson is who he idols his game after and iverson and mello are good friends, jus sayin.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
A Goon Affair
Date: 8/3/2010
Number of Texts: 6
Jimmy: Yo u gonna b doin music and artist mgmt rite? Yo im tryn to make my own mixtape how do i go bout doin that shit? Jus figured you know bout that stuff i got an idea for a cover etc.. dont got nothin written down but alredy know what im tryn to talk about. Whats good homie?
Me: All you need is a microphone and some recording software
Jimmy: Basicly wut u sayin is i need ta hit up guitar center
Me: Yeah for the mic but you can get recording software for free online
Jimmy: Strait good lookn out homie. Aight, yo im bout to buy me these two goon chains i found online my mixtape gon b for the goons. Ima be talkn crazy shit u need to get up on a couple tracks wit me we can make this a goon affair
Number of Texts: 6
Jimmy: Yo u gonna b doin music and artist mgmt rite? Yo im tryn to make my own mixtape how do i go bout doin that shit? Jus figured you know bout that stuff i got an idea for a cover etc.. dont got nothin written down but alredy know what im tryn to talk about. Whats good homie?
Me: All you need is a microphone and some recording software
Jimmy: Basicly wut u sayin is i need ta hit up guitar center
Me: Yeah for the mic but you can get recording software for free online
Jimmy: Strait good lookn out homie. Aight, yo im bout to buy me these two goon chains i found online my mixtape gon b for the goons. Ima be talkn crazy shit u need to get up on a couple tracks wit me we can make this a goon affair
Friday, July 23, 2010
BAAAAAAAALLINNNNN!
Date: 5/23/2010
Number of texts: So much it was sent as a MMS (not kidding)
Jimmy: U down to go to cali im tryn to visit but mainly im going to look into getn surgery for my blackouts i thinkin about getn a heart transplant too this stuff will help me b able to live on my own then nobody can say shit to me like your gonna pass out or this is gonna happen to u etc.. my plan is to get my own apartment or condo in cali.. as far as cake is concerned i know wut im tryn to do i wanna learn and make my own jewlrey i wanna b jim jones personal jewler im tryn to see if i can find a gig to b on one of them up and coming television shows then eventually im tryn ta start my own show, before all this i would get my liscense and a ride first before i begin tese ideas.. u tryn to roll to cali wit me though
Number of texts: So much it was sent as a MMS (not kidding)
Jimmy: U down to go to cali im tryn to visit but mainly im going to look into getn surgery for my blackouts i thinkin about getn a heart transplant too this stuff will help me b able to live on my own then nobody can say shit to me like your gonna pass out or this is gonna happen to u etc.. my plan is to get my own apartment or condo in cali.. as far as cake is concerned i know wut im tryn to do i wanna learn and make my own jewlrey i wanna b jim jones personal jewler im tryn to see if i can find a gig to b on one of them up and coming television shows then eventually im tryn ta start my own show, before all this i would get my liscense and a ride first before i begin tese ideas.. u tryn to roll to cali wit me though
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Iverson and the Former Lakers Fan
Date: 7/6/2010
Number of Texts from Jimmy P: 10
Jimmy: Yo iverson said hes gonna b a team player and that he tryin to play for a contending championship team.. even though hes always been a team player his assists went up when he went to denver he let mello average more points than him those two season he took nine less shots a game when he went to detroit but its whatever same in philly the second time he went back he took four less shots a game and even played less minutes i think they said on nba.com that he ranked close to dead last in that category.. ima have either my celtics lakers or a magic allen iverson jersey soon, dont b mad cause allen iverson stylin on u son.
Me: How you gonna rock a celtics jersey if you a lakers fan? C'mon son
Jimmy: I aint a lakers fan I jus cant hate on kobe as much as i want to i jus cant, believe me i used to alot.. he gonna get iverson his first championship ring lakers are gonna look at signing him he said on twitter hes down to take a backseat and help out the younger players in the league mitch kupchak is gonna hit up iversons agent i guarantee it
Me: [He's going to] China.
Jimmy: Thats when ima hit u with that line from home alone two, my how the tables have turned how u like the ice kid?
Number of Texts from Jimmy P: 10
Jimmy: Yo iverson said hes gonna b a team player and that he tryin to play for a contending championship team.. even though hes always been a team player his assists went up when he went to denver he let mello average more points than him those two season he took nine less shots a game when he went to detroit but its whatever same in philly the second time he went back he took four less shots a game and even played less minutes i think they said on nba.com that he ranked close to dead last in that category.. ima have either my celtics lakers or a magic allen iverson jersey soon, dont b mad cause allen iverson stylin on u son.
Me: How you gonna rock a celtics jersey if you a lakers fan? C'mon son
Jimmy: I aint a lakers fan I jus cant hate on kobe as much as i want to i jus cant, believe me i used to alot.. he gonna get iverson his first championship ring lakers are gonna look at signing him he said on twitter hes down to take a backseat and help out the younger players in the league mitch kupchak is gonna hit up iversons agent i guarantee it
Me: [He's going to] China.
Jimmy: Thats when ima hit u with that line from home alone two, my how the tables have turned how u like the ice kid?
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Gangsta Shit
Date: 5/6/2010
Number of Texts: 1
Jimmy: I need to talk to somebody thugged out that u know that has a criminal record
Number of Texts: 1
Jimmy: I need to talk to somebody thugged out that u know that has a criminal record
The New Lakers Fan
Date: 6/4/2010
Number of Texts from Jimmy P: 10
Jimmy: Im a lakers fan now kobe sold me.. he played through 5 injuries.. Thats my squad i aint jump on the bandwagon cause i dont got a squad rite now and havent had a squad, on the real i became a lakers/kobe fan way b4 playoffs started i became a fan of him and the lakers when he got injured early in the reg season, im lookin at places in cali near the stadium too.. To be fair if yall want me to make it fair ill wait till nex season to claim the lakers i wont claim this years championship no jerseys no posters no screen savers etc.. wont claim to b a die hard no homo fan but like i said kobe and the lakers sold me this season plus i work with this guy whos sister is good friends with the maloof brothers i can get them to co sign for me on my lakers fanhood one of my favorite players that played 4 the kings is on lakers now, jus 2 show every1 how im not a fake ill wait till nex season to rep them u know start f resh like a relationship that is going downhill.. I cant wait 4 my kobe/lakers fanhood to b official i feel high right now and i dont do drugs im fuckin excited, i cant even describe this feeling chris the only think i can compare it to would be like if u were in a big crowd like in manhattan new york u saw vida and you bumped into her and your skin rubbed up against hers and u got a whif of the strawberry shampoo she puts in her hair and u shit yourself in front of her cause i mean hey its vida.. Thats what being a lakers fan is gonna feel like
Number of Texts from Jimmy P: 10
Jimmy: Im a lakers fan now kobe sold me.. he played through 5 injuries.. Thats my squad i aint jump on the bandwagon cause i dont got a squad rite now and havent had a squad, on the real i became a lakers/kobe fan way b4 playoffs started i became a fan of him and the lakers when he got injured early in the reg season, im lookin at places in cali near the stadium too.. To be fair if yall want me to make it fair ill wait till nex season to claim the lakers i wont claim this years championship no jerseys no posters no screen savers etc.. wont claim to b a die hard no homo fan but like i said kobe and the lakers sold me this season plus i work with this guy whos sister is good friends with the maloof brothers i can get them to co sign for me on my lakers fanhood one of my favorite players that played 4 the kings is on lakers now, jus 2 show every1 how im not a fake ill wait till nex season to rep them u know start f resh like a relationship that is going downhill.. I cant wait 4 my kobe/lakers fanhood to b official i feel high right now and i dont do drugs im fuckin excited, i cant even describe this feeling chris the only think i can compare it to would be like if u were in a big crowd like in manhattan new york u saw vida and you bumped into her and your skin rubbed up against hers and u got a whif of the strawberry shampoo she puts in her hair and u shit yourself in front of her cause i mean hey its vida.. Thats what being a lakers fan is gonna feel like
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Texts From Jimmy is a blog featuring real text messages from the GTA (Greatest Texter Alive) Jimmy P. Jimmy sends me the best texts usually at least 8 at a time. So enjoy and if you have your own texts from Jimmy send them to me and I'll post them. First text from Jimmy coming shortly.
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