Date: 10/7/2010
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Lakers really need to pick up iverson now nobody is taln bout them and they jus came off winning two championships, time for them to sign iverson as their sixth man and stop playn into david sterns fake bullshit theories hes a jew hes irelavent in this world david stern wont fine kobe or phil jackson if they say they want iverson on the team or even if they dont and they sign him anyway he wont fine either of them i know that for a fact so y aint they hittin him up on his celly?
Friday, October 8, 2010
NoVa Royalty pt. 2
Date: 10/5/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: I gotta get the fuck outta here and your gonna help me this aint my ideal job what i wanna do for the rest of my life, i need to leave this shit hole state and go somewhere warm where im treated like a king.. ima hit u up later answer your phone. Later man
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: I gotta get the fuck outta here and your gonna help me this aint my ideal job what i wanna do for the rest of my life, i need to leave this shit hole state and go somewhere warm where im treated like a king.. ima hit u up later answer your phone. Later man
NoVA Royalty
Date: 10/2/2010
Number of texts: Sent as MMS
Jimmy: Yo that chick i was tellin u about i found out has a man already.. am i the only muthafucka in the world that has to hear this every time from a bitch? She was talkn all this shit to me bout how her thirty eight year old friend who is suposidly hotter than her is lookin for a man i told her i was interested in talkn to her friend over the phone she even sahd she would have her friend call me, so far no call.. what should i do? Should i jus say fuck va bitches and go away for the winter to costa rica or should i stay in va to see if her friend gives me a buzz.. im jus tired of this va bullshit homie ya smell me? Im straight outta delray and richmond highway i expect to get treated like royalty and i aint getn that in this country, need a change of scenery thats all.
Bonus Text: I'm on my inner city shit homie (10/3/2010)
Number of texts: Sent as MMS
Jimmy: Yo that chick i was tellin u about i found out has a man already.. am i the only muthafucka in the world that has to hear this every time from a bitch? She was talkn all this shit to me bout how her thirty eight year old friend who is suposidly hotter than her is lookin for a man i told her i was interested in talkn to her friend over the phone she even sahd she would have her friend call me, so far no call.. what should i do? Should i jus say fuck va bitches and go away for the winter to costa rica or should i stay in va to see if her friend gives me a buzz.. im jus tired of this va bullshit homie ya smell me? Im straight outta delray and richmond highway i expect to get treated like royalty and i aint getn that in this country, need a change of scenery thats all.
Bonus Text: I'm on my inner city shit homie (10/3/2010)
G-Checks
Date: 10/1/2010
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo how can i tell if i have diabetes?
Ive been thinkin ive been hearin alota basketball players claim that they from the inner city i say u and me make a website and expose the ones that are lying we can do like how they do on the news where they talk to people in diffrent states except we will b going into the hood sections of every state and ask the muthafuckas there whats really good with guys like paul pierce when he threw up that gang sign.. we should do sum shit like that would u b down?
Me: Well as far as diabetes you gotta go to a doctor to find out. And the website... no thanks
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo how can i tell if i have diabetes?
Ive been thinkin ive been hearin alota basketball players claim that they from the inner city i say u and me make a website and expose the ones that are lying we can do like how they do on the news where they talk to people in diffrent states except we will b going into the hood sections of every state and ask the muthafuckas there whats really good with guys like paul pierce when he threw up that gang sign.. we should do sum shit like that would u b down?
Me: Well as far as diabetes you gotta go to a doctor to find out. And the website... no thanks
John Dillinger, Jr.
Date: 9/30/2010
Number of texts: 3
Jimmy: (3:07 PM)Not gonna do shit with my life u down to help me hold up a bank and roll out to an island sumwhere?
(3:14 PM) Thats my plan
(7:15 PM) So you down?
Me: (7:15 PM) Hahaha no nigga this ain't the fifties
Number of texts: 3
Jimmy: (3:07 PM)Not gonna do shit with my life u down to help me hold up a bank and roll out to an island sumwhere?
(3:14 PM) Thats my plan
(7:15 PM) So you down?
Me: (7:15 PM) Hahaha no nigga this ain't the fifties
Female Order Brides
Date: 9/28/2010
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo gota ask u sumthn, u think hangin out with a chick only three times then askn her out is too soon?
Me: No. Just do it.
Jimmy: Now just gota wait on my text when i was gonna call her my phone was about to die, hope i bag this chick shes real down to earth and funny if not im getn one of them female order brides son to come to the united states u should get one too. Save up sum bread for sum fly by nite goons jus in case she refuses to go back to her country.
Number of Texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo gota ask u sumthn, u think hangin out with a chick only three times then askn her out is too soon?
Me: No. Just do it.
Jimmy: Now just gota wait on my text when i was gonna call her my phone was about to die, hope i bag this chick shes real down to earth and funny if not im getn one of them female order brides son to come to the united states u should get one too. Save up sum bread for sum fly by nite goons jus in case she refuses to go back to her country.
Iverson's Pendant > Marquis Daniel's Pendant
Date: 9/28/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Did u know your boy marquis daniels has his own pendant?
Me: Yeah that shit's terrible
Jimmy: Iverson gonna make one his gonna look tighter
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Did u know your boy marquis daniels has his own pendant?
Me: Yeah that shit's terrible
Jimmy: Iverson gonna make one his gonna look tighter
Buzz Killington
Date: 9/20/2010
Number of texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Im sick of this place man my mom and dad make everything sound like a buzz killington funeral my dad flipped out on me cause i lost my wallet i was already pissed about it as it was i went to a pool hall on saturday in woodbridge for my cousin birthday party and i got pick pocketed.. my mom is sayin all this shit about how ima get diabetes and shit whenever she sees me drink coke she mite as well be sayin to me that im gonna pass out wake up then die then wake up again and pass out and die a second time.. they need to move back to delray and give me this house and the guy that comes by to put clorine in the pool we already got grass cutters that come bye this house, id b havin pool parties and strip poles set up in the pool for the ladies that is the works homie.. arent they both fuckin high for reacting like that though u agree with me their both high right?
Number of texts: Sent as an MMS
Jimmy: Im sick of this place man my mom and dad make everything sound like a buzz killington funeral my dad flipped out on me cause i lost my wallet i was already pissed about it as it was i went to a pool hall on saturday in woodbridge for my cousin birthday party and i got pick pocketed.. my mom is sayin all this shit about how ima get diabetes and shit whenever she sees me drink coke she mite as well be sayin to me that im gonna pass out wake up then die then wake up again and pass out and die a second time.. they need to move back to delray and give me this house and the guy that comes by to put clorine in the pool we already got grass cutters that come bye this house, id b havin pool parties and strip poles set up in the pool for the ladies that is the works homie.. arent they both fuckin high for reacting like that though u agree with me their both high right?
Hood Shit
Date: 9/15/2010
Number of texts: 1
Jimmy: Gota talk to u bout sum hood shit nex time i see u remind me.. im on sum shit now that i wasnt even tryna b on.
Number of texts: 1
Jimmy: Gota talk to u bout sum hood shit nex time i see u remind me.. im on sum shit now that i wasnt even tryna b on.
Hood Pendants
Date: 9/14/2010
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo u got any connects with anybody that work with hood pendants? im tryn to learn how to make my own pendants and sell them not like how u see the people at the mall doin it id have my own breifcase with my bling and pendants in it.. if its a class that teaches u how to make em id like to take that class was just wonderin if u got any connects homie. Holla
I see gucci mane wit his bart simpson pendant and id like to do sum shit like that
Number of texts: 4
Jimmy: Yo u got any connects with anybody that work with hood pendants? im tryn to learn how to make my own pendants and sell them not like how u see the people at the mall doin it id have my own breifcase with my bling and pendants in it.. if its a class that teaches u how to make em id like to take that class was just wonderin if u got any connects homie. Holla
I see gucci mane wit his bart simpson pendant and id like to do sum shit like that
Grillz
Date: 9/6/2010
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Yo me and u need to get sum grillz homie
Me: I know you didn't say we need to get grillz... c'mon son
Jimmy: We would get tight hoes
Number of Texts: 2
Jimmy: Yo me and u need to get sum grillz homie
Me: I know you didn't say we need to get grillz... c'mon son
Jimmy: We would get tight hoes
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