Friday, July 23, 2010

BAAAAAAAALLINNNNN!

Date: 5/23/2010
Number of texts: So much it was sent as a MMS (not kidding)

Jimmy: U down to go to cali im tryn to visit but mainly im going to look into getn surgery for my blackouts i thinkin about getn a heart transplant too this stuff will help me b able to live on my own then nobody can say shit to me like your gonna pass out or this is gonna happen to u etc.. my plan is to get my own apartment or condo in cali.. as far as cake is concerned i know wut im tryn to do i wanna learn and make my own jewlrey i wanna b jim jones personal jewler im tryn to see if i can find a gig to b on one of them up and coming television shows then eventually im tryn ta start my own show, before all this i would get my liscense and a ride first before i begin tese ideas.. u tryn to roll to cali wit me though

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Iverson and the Former Lakers Fan

Date: 7/6/2010
Number of Texts from Jimmy P: 10

Jimmy: Yo iverson said hes gonna b a team player and that he tryin to play for a contending championship team.. even though hes always been a team player his assists went up when he went to denver he let mello average more points than him those two season he took nine less shots a game when he went to detroit but its whatever same in philly the second time he went back he took four less shots a game and even played less minutes i think they said on nba.com that he ranked close to dead last in that category.. ima have either my celtics lakers or a magic allen iverson jersey soon, dont b mad cause allen iverson stylin on u son.

Me: How you gonna rock a celtics jersey if you a lakers fan? C'mon son

Jimmy: I aint a lakers fan I jus cant hate on kobe as much as i want to i jus cant, believe me i used to alot.. he gonna get iverson his first championship ring lakers are gonna look at signing him he said on twitter hes down to take a backseat and help out the younger players in the league mitch kupchak is gonna hit up iversons agent i guarantee it

Me: [He's going to] China.

Jimmy: Thats when ima hit u with that line from home alone two, my how the tables have turned how u like the ice kid?